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zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz... huh? oh ya. i gotta blog. wake me up when im done. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz... wha? i gotta be awake to blog? oh, fine. i may have been awake all day ,but now, even after two coffees, my eyes are getting heavy. good night... i think...

boooorreed...

life is back to its same old boring self... again. as usual i'm late on finishing school(half an hour before public school), my science is at a test again (oh the agony!!!!),and I still need to do my chores :( . I have been reading a good book called "Twilight" for three days and am almost half done(I must say I have surprised myself). well that's about as exciting as my life gets. sorry for the disapointment.

m y d a y t o d a y

today has been uneventful... well... pretty much... the dish guy got here and gave us back our dish network. yay!!! I got pretty tired of Cox (a cable company). their DVR(digital video recorder) sucked. no skip forward no skip back. we could barely control the speed. we didn't even get a few of our favorite channels, but now, WEHAVEDISHNETWORK!!!

uuh

i..... dunno wadda wanna say... i... had an ok time... thats about it

chemicals!!!(c0mpl3t3ly r4nd0m!)

Today, Iwould like to blog about chemicals that you don't want to here about(I dont know if you want to but im blogging about them anyways). First of all, my favorite chemical!: Sb, F⁶ A.K.A.: 

antimony hexiflouride or: THE super-acid. It will eat through anything (glass, plastic and wax included) all you need to make it is this: one part antimony to six parts flourine(yes, the gas!). of course, you could have found that out on a periodic table of the elements(do not worry i have not been making it nor do i plan on doing so!). even if you were to get the ingredients, you would still have trouble contaning it, not to metion, flourine gas is extremely toxic! and another is!: a chemical made from chemicles! dangerous to pets and most animals! _chocolate. Yes, the sweat treat we all love: shock-a-latae chocolate: high fructose corn syrup; corn syrup; water; cocoa; sugar; leass than 2% of: potassium sorbate; salt; mono- and di-glycerides; xanthan gum; polysorbate 60; vanillan and(ooo! burn!) artificial flavor!(this was on the back of a hershey's syrup bottle[not including the"ooo!burn!"])

today vs. tomarrow

In this blog attempt, I will look at the pros and cons of today and tomarrow (a.k.a. Nikolas still has nothing to blog about).

today: I will get playtime (pro)

but, i wont get much(con)

tomarrow: i won't have to do school(pro)

but, i will get more playtime(con... err... uuh... oops?)

today: I will do a double day of school(con)

but, I will still be happy(pro)

tomarrow: YAY!!!(sorry, Nikolas just lost his mind)

anyways i am  doing a double day of school today so i wont have any tomarrow!!!!!!!!

{[(|\/p.s. my bass is doing GREAT! in fact, I just went fishing and caught another-ha ha!-\/|)]} ☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻

funny "uncle john's bathroom reader" flubbed headlines(newspaper))

These flubbed newspaper headlines are real! can you tell what they were supposed to say(no, seriously, can you?) : 

Study Reveals Those Without

Insurance Die More Often

TV ADS BOOST EATING OF OBESE

CHILDREN BY 130%

WOMAN IMPROVING AFTER 

FATAL CRASH

GLOBAL WARMING RALLY CUT SHORT BY COLD WEATHER

SWISS ACCIDENTALLY INVADE LIECHTENSTEIN

CHILDREN LIVING WITHOUT LIMBS LACK SUPPORT

LEGISLATOR WANTS TOUGHER DEATH PENALTY

DOCTOR TESTIFIES IN HORSE SUIT

LAWYER CALLS SOUL AS WITNESS

OPRAH, MADDONNA TALK MARRIAGE

SOME PIECES OF ROCK HUDSON SOLD AT AUCTION

AUTOS KILLING 110 A DAY, LETS RESOLVE TO DO BETTER

SMITHSONIAN MAY CANCEL BOMBING OF JAPAN EXHIBITS

NUNS FORGIVE BREAK IN, ASSAULT SUSPECT

LAWYERS GIVE POOR FREE LEGAL ADVICE

CALIFORNIA GOVERNOR MAKES STAND ON DIRTY TOILETS

AIRLINE TRAVEL SAFER DESPITE MOR ACCIDENTS

and here is one i found by myself:

RETIRED BUISNESS PROFESSOR HITS 100

thank you for reading!!!

mad libs!!! (yes, the word game[a.k.a: Nikolas has nothing to write])

mad libs. fun word game where you can create your own  weird, and sometimes silly, stories. here is"horror movies":

Here is a list of the most explosive horror cows ever made in hollywood.

Each of these green films received a rating of two nostrils-up from siskel and ebert.

1. The hunch toenail of notre bomb

2. The cat of the living dog

3. The alien of frankenstein

4. Invasion of the aylee snatchers

5. The torg from the purple lagoon

6. I was a teenage were-people-eater

7. The P.C. of the opera

 

              the end 

"A spooky, scary, slimy story"

It was a dark and greasy night. The wind was

swinging through the trees, and off in the distance, the 

wolves were howling at the syzygy. I wanted to get

home as fast as my space-shuttles could carry me. My

hip-bone was pounding and my breath was coming in

intellegent gasps. Suddenly, I felt the cascading

hand of a realization touch my neck, and i screamed

stealthily. The monster  lifted me off the pomegranite

and threw me onto the frantic ground. then, with his

lavander hands, he tried to flop the 

xylophone out of me.i screamed so louidly, i woke up

every danger in the forest. my scream awakened me, too.

i was having a confident nightmare.

                            the end

th-th-th-th-thats all folks!☺☻

my bass guitar!!...... again...

I have not blogged about my bass guitar lately... i have new sheet music!- and its actualy a bit of a chalange! well... exept for "make me a channel of your peace", which, might I add, is mostly whole and half notes. easy as pie... or... erm... maybe... CAKE!!!!!!!!! ya. that's it! cake! easy as cake... and apple pie that is made out of oranges... this is an open end......................................................................................................

                                        insert words here

today

i woke up, got to my science test, finished it quickly along with all my other school. next i will play and be done for the rest of the day and be HAPAY!!!!!!!

GARRY'S MOD!!!!!!!!!!!

my brother and i both got a new game called ,what else, "Garry's Mod" or,  as we refer to it "Gmod". unlike the games it runs off of ("half-life 2"[and episodes 1 & 2], "team fortress 2" and "portal") Gmod doesn't have predefined goals like"go there, push that button and go through that door" it gives you a bunch of tools, props and... ragdolls?! yes, Gmod give the player ragdolls to play around with. you can whack, punch, weld, and pose your favorite characters from your favorite games! and being that the games that goes with it cost $40.00 (there are 5 of them, normaly $20.00 each) by buying the orange box and Gmod costs $10.00, it costs as much as one good game, but you get 6 FANTASTIC games.(by ValvE, requires Steam)

uugh!

I'm sick right now. bored and sick. bored sick. ugh. CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEZ! black is white, white is black. now pray that the next zebra crossing never comes.(guess which movie i've been watching.) DOUGLAS ADAMS WRITES GOOD BOOKS!(ford: stick this fish in your ear! arthur: what? ford: stick this *shoves yellow fish into arthur's ear* in your ear arthur: gyah! what was that for?!) the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy is HIL-LARY-US!☺WAIT!☻
I'M!☺NOT!☻DONE!☺TALKIIIING! ☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻GYAAAAAAAAAH!

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i am blogging. i am bored. after i blog i will go and PWN HAXXORS! 0n 5410![on halo!] i am bored. i am blogging.☺☻

mdrn nstnt msgng

that was cht-speak for modern instant messaging. just so you know, there are four kinds of chat speak: there are 1.) cht-speak (no vowels) 2.) chaet-spek (comonly typed so fast you end up with misspelled words like "teh") 3.) HAXXOR(typed in all caps and usualy has lots of "x" "o"s and"r"s) and 4.) 1337 speak(pronounced"leet" spelled with all numbers). let me give you some demos: 1.) wh dd wsm.(woah dude awesome) 2.) tah rucks dud!(that rocks dude!) 3.) WOWZORZ, UR UBER HAXXORZ! (wow, your over hackers!) 4.) 233 Y4 14739 102392!!!!!! ( "see ya later losers" in 1337 speak) now you know how hard it is to understand the many chat-speaks of the world. please, for the sake of the future, DO NOTZ UZE ANYZ OF THEEZ "HAXXOR" "1337" "cht-spk"or "chaet-spek". please. thx uber 1337 nice t mte you (ps: if you thoght i would say HAXXOR your wrong! dagnabit! i said it!)

the llama song!

this is a really funny song from the "random music" section of albinoblacksheep.com(REALLY funny!)and now the lyrics"here's a llama
there's a llama
and another little llama
fuzzy llama
funny llama
llama llama
duck

llama llama
cheesecake
llama
tablet
brick
potato
llama
llama llama
mushroom
llama
llama llama
duck

i was once a treehouse
i lived in a cake
but i never saw the way
the orange slayed the rake
i was only three years dead
but it told a tale
and now listen, little child
to the safety rail

did you ever see a llama
kiss a llama
on the llama
llama's llama
tastes of llama
llama llama
duck

half a llama
twice the llama
not a llama
farmer
llama
llama in a car
alarm a llama
llama
duck

is THIS how it's told now?
is it all so old?
is it made of lemon juice?
doorknob
ankle
cold
now my song is getting thin
i've run out of luck
time for me to retire now
and become a duck"☺☻

the number zero

zero. everyone thinks it means nothing. this: :is nothing. this:0:is zero. there is a very faint line between zero and infinity, in fact, zero is so far from nothing that it is amazing people make that mistake. an example is: one is only one... until you put a zero on the end, at which point one becomes ten. now try making zero into nothing. one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, eleven. hmm. doesn't quite sound right. you see? without zero, ten cannot exist. with a number not existing, there are other numbers that cannot possibly exist. so, as i have said before, zero is not "nothing" it is as much a number as one hundred.☺☻

my new music (bing bing!)

I got a new music C.D. yesterday called "crazy frog". It is really awesome music made better and a little bit funny. Crazy frog music isn't always old music, it is usually new songs that are edited or new music altogether. I got the "crazy frog crazy hits" disc. It is good music that can sometimes amuse and it only cost me $15.00 at Hastings. you should probably think about getting it.☺☻

my campout!!!

Last weekend (September 26-28 2008) i went on a camporee with my boyscout troop. Since this was a Camporee we were not the only troop there, in fact, there were around 9 or 10 troops composed of 3 or 4 patrols & each patrol usually has 4-8 people in it. In all there were tons of people and quite a few cub scouts... and some people who weren't even in scouts. My dad, brother and I kmuhufhaduifeaighrhgisefnjewahfoahgsdiuhgaoshfugafheaioahgfuirehgyagfeagfhgesghaufbgygnurgfewfe

sry went a little crazy there. my dad, brother and I brought the dog(Kiko) to the Camporee! yay! yipee! ya-hoo! jellitan! oh never mind your probably not even reading right now. oh bulldog drool. well the campout was fun... cold-warm-cold-warm-superhot-cold fun!☺☻

my day...so far.

my day today ROCKED i did my math at 6:00 A.M., went to band class, did my science, played, did my weaver, and now im blogging........ THEN I WILL PLAY MORE!!!!!YIPPE! why are you still reading? you should be grabbing a coffee instead of wasting your time. what? do you expect me to post a picture? get moving! oh fine ill post a picture!
kiko!yay!

my day is going GREAT so far and i am almost done with school. so, i decided "hey, I'll go blog about how fantasmic my day is.(and use tons of supercalifragilisticexbealidotious word while i'm at it)" so here i am at my computerholdingwadgeyamacallit typing on my board full of keys using silly words like "transmogrify". yesterday I discovered how to skydive,in halo, from above the invisible wall. in halo CE you can TELEPORT! so i splitmyatoms(teleported)and went above the invisble wall and....i....died. then i turned on invulnerability and went at it again WOOHOO!!!so, i conclude, this week has been fantasmicly, trnsmogrifiably, supercalifragilistcexbyalidosciously awesome!

my new stuff!!!!

during the last few weeks I got a ton of new stuff that i didn't expect to be getting. I got a new mouse first(its optical!!!)then a new *LCD* monitor for my computer, then a new computer entirely. most recently ,however, i got a new PHONE!!!and it WORKS!!!! at this point you will probably ask "hmm. did you get a new xbox too?" answer: no, i do not have , nor want, an xbox.

yar!!!!

today(September 19)is international talk like a pirate day! arr we be havin fun with ar scurvy dog(arr, he be Kiko)we be talkin like pirates and talkin ter eachother yar har har! It as bin a good day today and we been havvin FUN! thank you, now try to read it

xfire review

hey! if your a halo fan by chance or play any online games at all you must have heard about xfire. if perchance you haven't let me tell you about it. xfire is a fantastic way to get connected to the online community. with xfire you can chat in-game just by pressing a simple button combination (scroll lock+x)and immediately, without minimizing your game(alt+tab), you can chat with people not ONLY playing the same game but also playing DIFFERENT games! so if you like gmod or tf2 and your playing gmod but your friend wants to do tf2 with you, all you have to do is bring up the chat and click the "join" button and it will bring up tf2 and join that game your friend is in automatically! to download this and make an account you can go to . also you can make videos (scroll lock+v) and take screenshots (scroll-lock+s). also this is an amalgamation of screenies

some funny halo:pc/ce screenshots

These are a few funny halo screenshots or as I call them "screennies."

(top) OMGIMONFIA! (and/or) Remember: The burning green elite is a checkpoint!

(middle) oooo!! Wonder what happens if i do this! (player character talking)

(bottom)w00t uber-overcharge! pwn masterchief! (grunt talking)