chemicals!!!(c0mpl3t3ly r4nd0m!)

Today, Iwould like to blog about chemicals that you don't want to here about(I dont know if you want to but im blogging about them anyways). First of all, my favorite chemical!: Sb, F⁶ A.K.A.: 

antimony hexiflouride or: THE super-acid. It will eat through anything (glass, plastic and wax included) all you need to make it is this: one part antimony to six parts flourine(yes, the gas!). of course, you could have found that out on a periodic table of the elements(do not worry i have not been making it nor do i plan on doing so!). even if you were to get the ingredients, you would still have trouble contaning it, not to metion, flourine gas is extremely toxic! and another is!: a chemical made from chemicles! dangerous to pets and most animals! _chocolate. Yes, the sweat treat we all love: shock-a-latae chocolate: high fructose corn syrup; corn syrup; water; cocoa; sugar; leass than 2% of: potassium sorbate; salt; mono- and di-glycerides; xanthan gum; polysorbate 60; vanillan and(ooo! burn!) artificial flavor!(this was on the back of a hershey's syrup bottle[not including the"ooo!burn!"])

today vs. tomarrow

In this blog attempt, I will look at the pros and cons of today and tomarrow (a.k.a. Nikolas still has nothing to blog about).

today: I will get playtime (pro)

but, i wont get much(con)

tomarrow: i won't have to do school(pro)

but, i will get more playtime(con... err... uuh... oops?)

today: I will do a double day of school(con)

but, I will still be happy(pro)

tomarrow: YAY!!!(sorry, Nikolas just lost his mind)

anyways i am  doing a double day of school today so i wont have any tomarrow!!!!!!!!

{[(|\/p.s. my bass is doing GREAT! in fact, I just went fishing and caught another-ha ha!-\/|)]} ☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻

funny "uncle john's bathroom reader" flubbed headlines(newspaper))

These flubbed newspaper headlines are real! can you tell what they were supposed to say(no, seriously, can you?) : 

Study Reveals Those Without

Insurance Die More Often

TV ADS BOOST EATING OF OBESE

CHILDREN BY 130%

WOMAN IMPROVING AFTER 

FATAL CRASH

GLOBAL WARMING RALLY CUT SHORT BY COLD WEATHER

SWISS ACCIDENTALLY INVADE LIECHTENSTEIN

CHILDREN LIVING WITHOUT LIMBS LACK SUPPORT

LEGISLATOR WANTS TOUGHER DEATH PENALTY

DOCTOR TESTIFIES IN HORSE SUIT

LAWYER CALLS SOUL AS WITNESS

OPRAH, MADDONNA TALK MARRIAGE

SOME PIECES OF ROCK HUDSON SOLD AT AUCTION

AUTOS KILLING 110 A DAY, LETS RESOLVE TO DO BETTER

SMITHSONIAN MAY CANCEL BOMBING OF JAPAN EXHIBITS

NUNS FORGIVE BREAK IN, ASSAULT SUSPECT

LAWYERS GIVE POOR FREE LEGAL ADVICE

CALIFORNIA GOVERNOR MAKES STAND ON DIRTY TOILETS

AIRLINE TRAVEL SAFER DESPITE MOR ACCIDENTS

and here is one i found by myself:

RETIRED BUISNESS PROFESSOR HITS 100

thank you for reading!!!

mad libs!!! (yes, the word game[a.k.a: Nikolas has nothing to write])

mad libs. fun word game where you can create your own  weird, and sometimes silly, stories. here is"horror movies":

Here is a list of the most explosive horror cows ever made in hollywood.

Each of these green films received a rating of two nostrils-up from siskel and ebert.

1. The hunch toenail of notre bomb

2. The cat of the living dog

3. The alien of frankenstein

4. Invasion of the aylee snatchers

5. The torg from the purple lagoon

6. I was a teenage were-people-eater

7. The P.C. of the opera

 

              the end 

"A spooky, scary, slimy story"

It was a dark and greasy night. The wind was

swinging through the trees, and off in the distance, the 

wolves were howling at the syzygy. I wanted to get

home as fast as my space-shuttles could carry me. My

hip-bone was pounding and my breath was coming in

intellegent gasps. Suddenly, I felt the cascading

hand of a realization touch my neck, and i screamed

stealthily. The monster  lifted me off the pomegranite

and threw me onto the frantic ground. then, with his

lavander hands, he tried to flop the 

xylophone out of me.i screamed so louidly, i woke up

every danger in the forest. my scream awakened me, too.

i was having a confident nightmare.

                            the end

th-th-th-th-thats all folks!☺☻

my bass guitar!!...... again...

I have not blogged about my bass guitar lately... i have new sheet music!- and its actualy a bit of a chalange! well... exept for "make me a channel of your peace", which, might I add, is mostly whole and half notes. easy as pie... or... erm... maybe... CAKE!!!!!!!!! ya. that's it! cake! easy as cake... and apple pie that is made out of oranges... this is an open end......................................................................................................

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