funny "uncle john's bathroom reader" flubbed headlines(newspaper))

These flubbed newspaper headlines are real! can you tell what they were supposed to say(no, seriously, can you?) : 

Study Reveals Those Without

Insurance Die More Often

TV ADS BOOST EATING OF OBESE

CHILDREN BY 130%

WOMAN IMPROVING AFTER 

FATAL CRASH

GLOBAL WARMING RALLY CUT SHORT BY COLD WEATHER

SWISS ACCIDENTALLY INVADE LIECHTENSTEIN

CHILDREN LIVING WITHOUT LIMBS LACK SUPPORT

LEGISLATOR WANTS TOUGHER DEATH PENALTY

DOCTOR TESTIFIES IN HORSE SUIT

LAWYER CALLS SOUL AS WITNESS

OPRAH, MADDONNA TALK MARRIAGE

SOME PIECES OF ROCK HUDSON SOLD AT AUCTION

AUTOS KILLING 110 A DAY, LETS RESOLVE TO DO BETTER

SMITHSONIAN MAY CANCEL BOMBING OF JAPAN EXHIBITS

NUNS FORGIVE BREAK IN, ASSAULT SUSPECT

LAWYERS GIVE POOR FREE LEGAL ADVICE

CALIFORNIA GOVERNOR MAKES STAND ON DIRTY TOILETS

AIRLINE TRAVEL SAFER DESPITE MOR ACCIDENTS

and here is one i found by myself:

RETIRED BUISNESS PROFESSOR HITS 100

thank you for reading!!!