stupidity !rant warning!

You know those statistics that the news papers have sometimes? Where they tell you a few percentages of, say, number of children killed by bats every second(this did not actually happen), then you start thinking "hmm... bats really are dangerous". It makes sense, everyone can be scared by statistics and percentages. Also, think of this, at least 50% of all people on the internet are stupid, and I know you are now thinking "I don't see that much stupid on [insert favorite blog/web-forum here]", and it makes you wonder, "where does all the stupid go?", the answer: youtube.com comment boards. On web-forums, you can find the occasional stupid person/egotist/jerk, on the youtube.com comment boards, they are everywhere, the grammar and spelling are horrible and tend to look something like this.... well, actually, I probably shouldn't post a picture of it... just search for a popular youtube video and read the comments... you'll then understand. Now that you understand that, you have to remember, that is *JUST* the internet, there is at least twice as much stupidity in real life, we have idiots voting for our representatives. We must be doing something wrong. what happened to umm, I dunno, education?! Sure, our school system works for 50% or so, and everyone can do the important parts of math, but some people made this! AND SOME PEOPLE BUY IT! My thought is that if we want this world to move forward, we should start with better education. We have morons, we have idiots and, oh yeah! the occasional smart person! So if there is any life out on any other planet, and they have the technology to travel long distances through space, I really can't blame them for not making contact with humanity. Really, I have so much more that I could keep going on about for ever, and ever, but you've probably stopped reading at this point so...

TL;DR people are stupid, and there are only a few of us who have actually noticed this. Why do people have to be stupid?

WOW!!!

I'm posting again!! yes, I know, it has been a while since my last post... a long time in fact! but fear no more, my posting here will not die off so soon!!!!! I know you've all been so worried... right? umm... guys? anyone? OK, so I realize that nobody will be reading this blog anymore because it has been dead for, like... a year... and a half. >.> I guess i sort of lost interest for a while... but now I have *air quote*TEH INFOS*air quote*. Teamed up with my 4 GB of DDR RAM and 320 GB of hard disk space on my new computer, I WILL TAKE OVER TH-- i mean!!! blog more often!!! ya! blog more often!!! Since my last post, I have gotten into parkour, just recently started learning how to do parkour and have been practicing the techniques. We have also moved to Sahuarita, Arizona, which is right next to Tucson. We have now a PS3 and have sold our PS2, WE have a Wii as well, but that has been lost for quite some time, and we have searched everywhere. On a lighter note! I'm back!

sorry

Forgive me for not posting in the past few days, but i was busy with anticipation of a new game Iwas getting, along with other things. The game i was in anticipation of was Quake 3: arena. If you don't know what Quake is, it's easy to find out: simply go to google and search "what is Quake?"and find the wikipedia article (probably second from thae top). If you dont already know, I love first-person shooters, third person shooters and, if the one of the game companies ever made one, I would also probably love a second person shooter (a shooting game where you see from the enemies perspective). As I have said before,  sorry for taking so long to post, we have a new puppy, his name is Jasper, but I call him "Jasperition" sometimes. he is 5 months old and full of spunk. he loves any squeaky toys that you give him, is afraid of my Dad's flugelhorn and thinks it's time to play when you lay on your back next to him for long enough. I'll post more soon. 'till then, have a good time! ☺☻

A memorial to Kiko

Kiko (pronounced "k-ee-k-oe") was a very good dog. We rescued him from the pound when he was only five months old. All of the puppies and dogs there were barking at us, except for him, he just came up to us and nudged up against us as if he was saying "are you gonna take me with you?" He was always happy, we would run around our yard with him playing keep-away with one of his treats and when we were done he would lay down and eat the treat he just earned. every day, dad would play a little game with Kiko that we would call "tooth games" where Kiko would turn over and give Dad little play nips. Dad was always Kiko's play buddy, and Kiko would follow Dad wherever Dad would let him go. Mom was like the alpha to him, he always tried to make mom happy, and if mom was happy, he was content. Kiko always had a strange way of knowing when somebody in the family was unhappy, and he would nudge up to them and try to make them happy, mainly by licking them and giving them the cute face. He always knew Matthew didn't always want company, so he stayed where he was when Matthew was upset, letting Matthew come to him when Matthew felt like it. With me however, he thought of me as his puppy. Kiko would always lick me whenever I came close. he definitely disliked the move from Boise to Moscow and from Moscow to Gennessee but he loved what he got, we had a dog park very close by in Gennessee. We spent four years up there, he had been five at the time, after two years there, I really understood what he wanted. Every few days, Dad took him on a walk, after the walk he would get a treat, either a dried pigs-ear (we called them chewies and that was the name he knew tham by) or a cookie (which was his name for dog biscuits). he would always love chewing chewies with Dad. after he went outside, if he didn't bark, he would get another cookie and he would always get a chewy at night. He was a great dog, and nobody and nothing will ever replace him. the whole family will always miss him.

mine! mine mine mine! mine-mine trip!

last friday, (march 6th 2009) we went on a trip to a copper mine (and no, it's not mine). it was nice to see how they seperate the copper from everything else, smelling it however, was not so fun. they had a special non-toxic (or so they say) floatation chemical which they use to make the copper float up from the mud in nice golden, stinky bubbles that sort of look like a pepsi after you shake it up, or boiling gold. these bubbles carry the copper over the rim of the container into another container below. it realy, realy stinks. on the plus side i got a couple pieces of copper and a pet rock, which is basicly just a rock with copper oxide and some other minerals in it. the trip was truly awesome.

zzzzzzzzzzz...

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz... huh? oh ya. i gotta blog. wake me up when im done. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz... wha? i gotta be awake to blog? oh, fine. i may have been awake all day ,but now, even after two coffees, my eyes are getting heavy. good night... i think...

boooorreed...

life is back to its same old boring self... again. as usual i'm late on finishing school(half an hour before public school), my science is at a test again (oh the agony!!!!),and I still need to do my chores :( . I have been reading a good book called "Twilight" for three days and am almost half done(I must say I have surprised myself). well that's about as exciting as my life gets. sorry for the disapointment.

m y d a y t o d a y

today has been uneventful... well... pretty much... the dish guy got here and gave us back our dish network. yay!!! I got pretty tired of Cox (a cable company). their DVR(digital video recorder) sucked. no skip forward no skip back. we could barely control the speed. we didn't even get a few of our favorite channels, but now, WEHAVEDISHNETWORK!!!

uuh

i..... dunno wadda wanna say... i... had an ok time... thats about it

chemicals!!!(c0mpl3t3ly r4nd0m!)

Today, Iwould like to blog about chemicals that you don't want to here about(I dont know if you want to but im blogging about them anyways). First of all, my favorite chemical!: Sb, F⁶ A.K.A.: 

antimony hexiflouride or: THE super-acid. It will eat through anything (glass, plastic and wax included) all you need to make it is this: one part antimony to six parts flourine(yes, the gas!). of course, you could have found that out on a periodic table of the elements(do not worry i have not been making it nor do i plan on doing so!). even if you were to get the ingredients, you would still have trouble contaning it, not to metion, flourine gas is extremely toxic! and another is!: a chemical made from chemicles! dangerous to pets and most animals! _chocolate. Yes, the sweat treat we all love: shock-a-latae chocolate: high fructose corn syrup; corn syrup; water; cocoa; sugar; leass than 2% of: potassium sorbate; salt; mono- and di-glycerides; xanthan gum; polysorbate 60; vanillan and(ooo! burn!) artificial flavor!(this was on the back of a hershey's syrup bottle[not including the"ooo!burn!"])

today vs. tomarrow

In this blog attempt, I will look at the pros and cons of today and tomarrow (a.k.a. Nikolas still has nothing to blog about).

today: I will get playtime (pro)

but, i wont get much(con)

tomarrow: i won't have to do school(pro)

but, i will get more playtime(con... err... uuh... oops?)

today: I will do a double day of school(con)

but, I will still be happy(pro)

tomarrow: YAY!!!(sorry, Nikolas just lost his mind)

anyways i am  doing a double day of school today so i wont have any tomarrow!!!!!!!!

{[(|\/p.s. my bass is doing GREAT! in fact, I just went fishing and caught another-ha ha!-\/|)]} ☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻

funny "uncle john's bathroom reader" flubbed headlines(newspaper))

These flubbed newspaper headlines are real! can you tell what they were supposed to say(no, seriously, can you?) : 

Study Reveals Those Without

Insurance Die More Often

TV ADS BOOST EATING OF OBESE

CHILDREN BY 130%

WOMAN IMPROVING AFTER 

FATAL CRASH

GLOBAL WARMING RALLY CUT SHORT BY COLD WEATHER

SWISS ACCIDENTALLY INVADE LIECHTENSTEIN

CHILDREN LIVING WITHOUT LIMBS LACK SUPPORT

LEGISLATOR WANTS TOUGHER DEATH PENALTY

DOCTOR TESTIFIES IN HORSE SUIT

LAWYER CALLS SOUL AS WITNESS

OPRAH, MADDONNA TALK MARRIAGE

SOME PIECES OF ROCK HUDSON SOLD AT AUCTION

AUTOS KILLING 110 A DAY, LETS RESOLVE TO DO BETTER

SMITHSONIAN MAY CANCEL BOMBING OF JAPAN EXHIBITS

NUNS FORGIVE BREAK IN, ASSAULT SUSPECT

LAWYERS GIVE POOR FREE LEGAL ADVICE

CALIFORNIA GOVERNOR MAKES STAND ON DIRTY TOILETS

AIRLINE TRAVEL SAFER DESPITE MOR ACCIDENTS

and here is one i found by myself:

RETIRED BUISNESS PROFESSOR HITS 100

thank you for reading!!!

mad libs!!! (yes, the word game[a.k.a: Nikolas has nothing to write])

mad libs. fun word game where you can create your own  weird, and sometimes silly, stories. here is"horror movies":

Here is a list of the most explosive horror cows ever made in hollywood.

Each of these green films received a rating of two nostrils-up from siskel and ebert.

1. The hunch toenail of notre bomb

2. The cat of the living dog

3. The alien of frankenstein

4. Invasion of the aylee snatchers

5. The torg from the purple lagoon

6. I was a teenage were-people-eater

7. The P.C. of the opera

 

              the end 

"A spooky, scary, slimy story"

It was a dark and greasy night. The wind was

swinging through the trees, and off in the distance, the 

wolves were howling at the syzygy. I wanted to get

home as fast as my space-shuttles could carry me. My

hip-bone was pounding and my breath was coming in

intellegent gasps. Suddenly, I felt the cascading

hand of a realization touch my neck, and i screamed

stealthily. The monster  lifted me off the pomegranite

and threw me onto the frantic ground. then, with his

lavander hands, he tried to flop the 

xylophone out of me.i screamed so louidly, i woke up

every danger in the forest. my scream awakened me, too.

i was having a confident nightmare.

                            the end

th-th-th-th-thats all folks!☺☻

my bass guitar!!...... again...

I have not blogged about my bass guitar lately... i have new sheet music!- and its actualy a bit of a chalange! well... exept for "make me a channel of your peace", which, might I add, is mostly whole and half notes. easy as pie... or... erm... maybe... CAKE!!!!!!!!! ya. that's it! cake! easy as cake... and apple pie that is made out of oranges... this is an open end......................................................................................................

                                        insert words here

today

i woke up, got to my science test, finished it quickly along with all my other school. next i will play and be done for the rest of the day and be HAPAY!!!!!!!

GARRY'S MOD!!!!!!!!!!!

my brother and i both got a new game called ,what else, "Garry's Mod" or,  as we refer to it "Gmod". unlike the games it runs off of ("half-life 2"[and episodes 1 & 2], "team fortress 2" and "portal") Gmod doesn't have predefined goals like"go there, push that button and go through that door" it gives you a bunch of tools, props and... ragdolls?! yes, Gmod give the player ragdolls to play around with. you can whack, punch, weld, and pose your favorite characters from your favorite games! and being that the games that goes with it cost $40.00 (there are 5 of them, normaly $20.00 each) by buying the orange box and Gmod costs $10.00, it costs as much as one good game, but you get 6 FANTASTIC games.(by ValvE, requires Steam)

uugh!

I'm sick right now. bored and sick. bored sick. ugh. CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEZ! black is white, white is black. now pray that the next zebra crossing never comes.(guess which movie i've been watching.) DOUGLAS ADAMS WRITES GOOD BOOKS!(ford: stick this fish in your ear! arthur: what? ford: stick this *shoves yellow fish into arthur's ear* in your ear arthur: gyah! what was that for?!) the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy is HIL-LARY-US!☺WAIT!☻
I'M!☺NOT!☻DONE!☺TALKIIIING! ☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻GYAAAAAAAAAH!

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i am blogging. i am bored. after i blog i will go and PWN HAXXORS! 0n 5410![on halo!] i am bored. i am blogging.☺☻

mdrn nstnt msgng

that was cht-speak for modern instant messaging. just so you know, there are four kinds of chat speak: there are 1.) cht-speak (no vowels) 2.) chaet-spek (comonly typed so fast you end up with misspelled words like "teh") 3.) HAXXOR(typed in all caps and usualy has lots of "x" "o"s and"r"s) and 4.) 1337 speak(pronounced"leet" spelled with all numbers). let me give you some demos: 1.) wh dd wsm.(woah dude awesome) 2.) tah rucks dud!(that rocks dude!) 3.) WOWZORZ, UR UBER HAXXORZ! (wow, your over hackers!) 4.) 233 Y4 14739 102392!!!!!! ( "see ya later losers" in 1337 speak) now you know how hard it is to understand the many chat-speaks of the world. please, for the sake of the future, DO NOTZ UZE ANYZ OF THEEZ "HAXXOR" "1337" "cht-spk"or "chaet-spek". please. thx uber 1337 nice t mte you (ps: if you thoght i would say HAXXOR your wrong! dagnabit! i said it!)

the llama song!

this is a really funny song from the "random music" section of albinoblacksheep.com(REALLY funny!)and now the lyrics"here's a llama
there's a llama
and another little llama
fuzzy llama
funny llama
llama llama
duck

llama llama
cheesecake
llama
tablet
brick
potato
llama
llama llama
mushroom
llama
llama llama
duck

i was once a treehouse
i lived in a cake
but i never saw the way
the orange slayed the rake
i was only three years dead
but it told a tale
and now listen, little child
to the safety rail

did you ever see a llama
kiss a llama
on the llama
llama's llama
tastes of llama
llama llama
duck

half a llama
twice the llama
not a llama
farmer
llama
llama in a car
alarm a llama
llama
duck

is THIS how it's told now?
is it all so old?
is it made of lemon juice?
doorknob
ankle
cold
now my song is getting thin
i've run out of luck
time for me to retire now
and become a duck"☺☻